Friday, November 5, 2010

The truth about consultants..............

Just wanna share something funny forwarded by a good friend of mine~~


1. You work very late ...
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every cent..
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this."
Just like a prostitute.

This is sooo true.. hahahah

p/s: i'm an international prostitute!!

8 comments:

Rina Rossoneri said...

lol,no need to think that way lorr

Harlaney said...

@rossoneri: we have to make fun of ourselves sometimes :)

etomyam said...

wah complete analysis for prostitute ni

Harlaney said...

sebab complete la ada conclusion kat penghujung post! ;p

malique said...

NO! I dont agree! My wife is Not Pros**** OK? sigh!

Unknown said...

ok aku bkn pros**** walaupun seorg SAP consultant!! tapi yg pasal facts ni,memang ade yg betul nye ahahahaha..

Cawan said...

oh kat sini Level 2 tier dipanggil "dustbin".. ha ah, semua cases2 sampah masuk kat sini.. kami laa kena cerna nyee... eeeyyuuukkkss...

Harlaney said...

kakaka.. dustbin!! sesuai jugak tu.. boleh apply kat sini jugak sbb kitaorg pn selalu kene clean up "tahi2" yg dorg dev!